God bless Canada.

So yesterday I had a dinner with my in-laws. Conversation wandered around the different subjects of the day, and hovered a while around the great prime minister of Canada, Stephen Harper, the glass eyed construct from the Pit. And I was told, to my great surprise, and disgust, that he said 'God bless Canada'. Today I frantically searched the web, trying to disprove the nasty rumor; surely we're not on the brink of regressing back into foolish religious myths and zeal, burning witches and impregnating women . But there it was. God. Bless. Canada.
The betrayal of it all. Quebec's reliable media lied to us once again. Before the election, they carefully avoided showing us the end of his speeches, where he would say the dreaded words. I doubt he would have been as popular in french Quebec had the people known his preachy nature. But he's mentally sodomizing us now, just like the catholic church used to do to the children placed in their care when they had a stranglehold on education.
I lived through the end of catholic classes in school, I saw old nuns forced into retirement for beating kids with rulers. There was an alternative class to catechism, it was called 'moral learning'. The children would go in a special room, they closed the door and were forbidden to talk about what they did with us. I learned about Jesus. I liked it, actually, and I had high grades up to high school. And I read the whole bible, and I was baptized and confirmed. But I did'nt really believe it. I believed in my dreams and my abilities, not on relying on miracles and prayer to go through life. I'm not saying God does'nt exist, but I'm saying he does'nt exist through organized church. God would want you to evolve personally, to help others and respect life. We won't go into most organized religions history, but you get my point. I think it's a kind of intellectual laziness, not to go beyond, not to try to pierce the veil, to understand the universe and all its mysteries.
Anyway, now they're talking of renovating churches, to keep the 'culture' alive. It's laughable, like a slave polishing his chains. We removed them, let's not be again dragged in by the uncertainties of current world events, our empty materialistic life and our general lack of intelligent debate. We can be a community without a priest, we can help each other without an invisible being sprinkling his magical powers over what I assume is limited to what's inside the line encircling Canada. Let's hope he does'nt overbless, and it spills over in the Atlantic, else we'll have to contend with blessed-super fish, and that would be bad for fishermen and werewolves everywhere.